WHAT TIME IS IT? Wait. I accidentally announced it before I got to tell you. Darn. So, it's NOVEL THOUGHTS TIME! ;P
This week's topic is: Random Book Peeves
Seriously. We all have them. You remember that time that you were reading this EPICMAZINGAWESOME book, and then something happened and it just killed your buzz? No? Who are you? Show yourself! But you have. I know I have. So, I'll put my pet peeves, then we'll hop over and see Inky and Chey's. (:
WHINY MAIN CHARACTERS.
There is absolutely nothing worse than a whiny main character. Seriously, how has Bella ever gotten so far? WHINING IS NOT AN OPTION. I will not like you if you whine throughout the entire book, then go get yourself in more and more trouble, then whine some more about it. I'm just not going to be able to handle it.
You know how you were reading the last sentence, and it was complete poetry, but then you went on and found a sentence made entirely out of nouns or verbs, and it made absolutely no sense, or it just sounded un-flowing? I don't think that much explanation is needed here.
GRRR. Not gonna happen, people. Not going to happen, and I don't think I need to explain myself here. Just GRRRR.
800 BAZILLION PAGES OF NOTHING.
Why is nothing happening? I must know! I'm so bored right now--I can't even. How can I even function correctly? I've forgotten the main character's name, for God's sake!
"Oh, he's so perfect, I'd give anything for him. But I've never met him, but I hope that I one day marry him and have his babies!" Do I even need to go into detail here? FINE. No. I don't understand why you're mooning after him, since you've never met him, but he must be fabulous! I mean, I think people I don't know are hot and all, but I don't SERIOUSLY crush on them like that....*cough* UNBELIEVABLE CHARACTER SYNDROME *cough*
Similar to moon-faced, but just...unidentifiable as people. 'Nuff Said.
Now this is a weird one--I like pretty characters okay, but I'd totally love to read about a hideously deformed girl or boy that finds love or whatever--we have too many characters with low self-esteem. o_O
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